What is it?

No, it's not snot! Keeping with my fast, this is a fried banana! And those are my fried green tomatoes!

Impromptu, but it's good to be me!!!

Guest Blogger Rufus

Rufus has asked that he be able to respond to Tiggie's post on posing. So, since Grandma and Grandpa don't have a blog, I let him post on mine.

"See Tigs, I too, have made my humans match me. The whole house matches me! The vinyl floor, the wood furniture, everything!
I take really good naps too. See how the brilliant purples set off my stunningly cream fur?

I've got everyone here trained to play with me. I've got my own high look out point, just like you Tigs, but mine has a view into my very own garden. Again, see how the whole house has been designed to match ME?

I can pose too! Look how long and slender I look when I stretch out. Sister could barely get all of me in just one picture. I am just too magnificent!

I snoopervise too! I check out the whole garden at least 3-4 times a day. There were a few threats to the security of the garden. 3 lizards since I've been here. I think they were Lebonese or something. Not to worry though, I killed the threat! Top that Tigs! I don't even have my front claws to work with!

And boy am I adorable!!! Carl, my human, tells me all the time how cute I am!

Cute, but ruthless! See how I can stalk? Everything in my yard is my prey!

Except this guy. He and I have chats. I love the French! Siamese speak all the romance languages, Furrench, Purrsian, Siamese, and of course, Cattish.

Top that, Tigs! I rule around here! Look, even the cement matches me! I think I'd like you, though, Tigs, cause you're a boy, and I like boys. Just boys. I think you should bite that Blondie's ankles. Maybe she will get the hint and get outta there so you, B and Hart can rule the place. That's my plan out here. Maybe one of these days, that lady that lives with us will leave and just leave me and my Carl all to ourselves! Now, that would be heaven!!! Just us boys!!!

Course, she does give me Greenies. Eh, I guess I will let her stay a while longer."

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