"Hurry up. Go into 375. Patient crying."
"Room 345 wants to know if he can go have a smoke."
-Answer to that, always NO!
"Stat colace for 325." (Colace is a stool softner that takes a few hours to work...)
"Patient would like to see you." (no room number, no name...)
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The patient in 6406 would like to see you...sore throat.
um...I seem to be feeling a bit in need of a back rub. I live in the beige house with the yellow barns really close to the road.
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